KonijNx2 Says:

Oct 18, 2008 - You should feel stupid using toothpaste. We are not dependant on toothpaste and our bodies never did "fight plaque". The only reason we need to brush our teeth while other animals don't is because of our indulgent sugary diets. Sugar, being the easist thing for bacteria to ingest means bacteria grow at massive rates on our teeth, therefore causing 100 times more damage than what they would've had we just lived of the stuff we used to.

tracksabbath29 Says:

Oct 18, 2008 - I am deeply sorry to DiavoloDiAno for having his/her inbox flooded by people who want to argue about the importance of toothpaste because i used it as an example to support Carlin's idea 2 weeks ago.

RadcliffOfCrymod Says:

Oct 19, 2008 - Let them smoke their cigars. Their lifespans will be shortened, and they will die out sooner, and we can be done with watching these people sucking on their big brown dicks.

Squeglee Says:

Oct 19, 2008 - Fuck those pussies afraid of eating from the earth, let their organs turn into LIQUID SHIT!

NightMarkVII Says:

Oct 20, 2008 - He's right. Where the fuck ARE all the zombies?

RadcliffOfCrymod Says:

Oct 21, 2008 - They're all dead. :P

Lunarstriker Says:

Oct 24, 2008 - He was, is, and will be the shit for a long time to come.

BananaHurricane Says:

Oct 28, 2008 - I believe he's talking about Dan Aykroyd when he gets into his blues bit. He's the only old white actor who wears sunglasses and tries to be a blues artist that I know of.

shippox0 Says:

Oct 28, 2008 - john belushi lol hes an asshole

northstarprod Says:

Oct 28, 2008 - XD hahaha this guy is do fuckin hilarious especially at 03:24. and that guy screaming in the background makes it even more funny !!

BrittGuy08 Says:

Oct 29, 2008 - Yeah George, tell the white man not to play the Blues. He don't know sh-t 'bout it. Hey wait a minute. You're white. What the hell do you know about it? What the hell to you know about what notes to play and why to play 'em? Now, George, that's ironic.

atowari Says:

Oct 30, 2008 - Actually he never said that he does know what the right notes are... he was including himself in all this because he does know that he's white, and he doesn't play the blues. He also said don't dance like black people, and I'm sure he didn't dance like a white person.

kidamerica06 Says:

Oct 31, 2008 - and you do?

Neonweiner Says:

Oct 31, 2008 - The best of the best, George Carlin !!

Mitchard111 Says:

Oct 31, 2008 - Eddie VAn halen is white. Im pretty sure he knows the blues as well as any black guy.

RainMan34 Says:

Nov 1, 2008 - It's called awareness.

sattanhellsing Says:

Nov 1, 2008 - You miss the whole point of the Blues , George say thats because BLUES was made by black people ..SLAVE BLACK PEOPLE .. thats white people was shiting on them all the time ... it was just to say thats if WHITE RACIST dislike black people going to church then they MUST LEAVE THE BLUES TO BLACK PEOPLE and stop shitting around like they know what is all about.. by the way BLUES was a sound made by slave singing it wen other slave escaped from their master ..to lead the way of freedom !!

BrittGuy08 Says:

Nov 1, 2008 - By claiming that fat-assed white actors, don't know which notes to play, Carlin is implying that he does. Otherwise he would have no basis upon which to make such a claim. I can't claim that one is artistically wrong if I don't know what is artistically right.

BrittGuy08 Says:

Nov 1, 2008 - Perhaps I do. Are you being a racist and assuming I am white. Do you do the same thing when you hear someone on the telephone? Are you simply assuming because you might have looked at my profile and seen some of my favorites that they must belong to a white man. Don't you think non-whites like the outdoors. Are you a bigot?

BrittGuy08 Says:

Nov 2, 2008 - Actually, I was thinking about Stevie Ray Vaughan, who, I guess, would be part of the Carlin's white people who don't know what notes to play and why to play them. In fact, Vaught was "so bad at it" he screwed his way right into the Blues Hall of Fame, and has received complements and has played with great "black" blues artists.

kidamerica06 Says:

Nov 2, 2008 - i'd say you shoul'd calm down and stop being an asshole

sewoo55 Says:

Nov 2, 2008 - armpits, assholes, crotch and teeth. LOL

SxEPunk777 Says:

Nov 4, 2008 - lol punk bands even play at the house of blues

andysnadden Says:

Nov 5, 2008 - That assumption does not logically follow. You can be able to hear which notes are right and which are wrong while listening, and still not being able to play those notes yourself.

AshNekoBoy Says:

Nov 6, 2008 - carlin played the piano very well you know? and i'm sure that he knew how to play other instruments as well.